apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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