shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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