were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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