i think my mom watched the whole time
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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