is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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