it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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