If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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