That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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