Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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