I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
