do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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