We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i would punch a child for taco bell
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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