I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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