love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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