I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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