Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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