that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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