question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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