ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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