ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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