And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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