then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
did you just send me my own nude
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
