I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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