with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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