Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you will always have a special place in my vag
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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