We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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