she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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