I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
