just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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