I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We talked him into tasing himself.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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