That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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