Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize