Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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