you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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