you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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