Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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