She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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