Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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