sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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