Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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