Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
