Already got asked if we're dating
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
