Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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