Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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