Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm experimenting with sincerity
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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