Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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