is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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