We won't sleep together?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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