This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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