He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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