the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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