So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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