i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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