I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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