You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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