Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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